Wednesday, 11 June 2014

Easiest Way to Display Your Kid's Artwork





What you need:

  • Wooden clothespins
  • Paint
  • Tape
Tips:
  • I used tempera paint so the colour is more vibrant when painted on the wood.  You can also use water colour or acrylic paint.
  • I used small Command tape strips and cut them in half for each clothespin.  This way if you need to remove/reposition the clothespins you won't be stripping the paint off your wall!
  • Alternately, you can glue magnetic strips onto the back of the clothespins and stick them onto your fridge.

Friday, 4 April 2014

The Poo Rainbow #wobbles

As a parent, you would probably agree that poos and pees and diapers are pretty much your world, especially during those first few months when your baby is born.  And in this poo-pee world, accidents are pretty much inevitable.  The only variable is how bad are these accidents when they happen.  And this is where the poo rainbow comes in...

It was just like any other day, me a sleepless zombie, hair unwashed, teeth barely brushed, wearing the same spit-up stained sweat pants for the 7th day in a row.  As I tried to enjoy the now-iced-cold tea, I heard the unmistakable sound of baby pooping.  I looked over and there it was, cute as a monkey's butt was her poop face.   Oh you know what I am talking about, THE poop face: face all squished up, red, straining, always looking like they are trying to open a seized up jar of pickles.

Being such a perfect mother that I was, I immediately set down my now-twice-as-cold cup of tea and took her to the change table.  I took a deep breath and slowly opened up her diaper to inspect the damage, maybe even with a hint of childhood excitement, like waiting for a firecracker to explode and excited to see its destruction.  It was to my relieve that the damage was not as bad as it sounded.  Don't you find it weird that the worst poop is never the worst sounding poop?  I guess baby poops follow the same law as farts:  Silent but deadly. 


I thought to myself, yes! this one is easy peasy! As I was about to commence the clean up protocol, my relieve turned into absolute horror...  There it was, her legs up and open, the poo rainbow squirted out of her tiny bunghole like a fireman's hose on full blast.  In my head I screamed oh my f**king god! but what came out was just one long high pitch scream accompanied by the sound of squirting poo.  How does such a tiny thing contain such big volume of waste?!  The poo rainbow hit everything within arms reach:  the change table, the wall, the rocking chair, the floor.  Needless to say, the spit-up stain on my sweat pants was now going to town with the new shit stain.

The image of that squirting poo is forever burnt into my mind.  Many years from now when civilization is destroyed and aliens come and dig me up and probe my brain, the first thing they will see will be The Poo Rainbow, and they will think What odd little creatures these are.

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How?  Become a Bravado Test Wearer

What is a test wearer?  Just as it sounds!  You get to test wear their Bravado nursing bras and evaluate your experience.

What's the catch?  There isn't any!  All you need is to be able to get to their Toronto office!

What do I need to do?  Easy!  Fill out the form online, and if your measurements matches their test wearer needs, they will contact you and you are on your way to a free nursing bra (retail ~$50)!

What happens there?  At your appointment, you go into the test wearing room.  They ask you to remove your top so you are wearing only your bra.  They measure you to determine the size of bras that you will be trying on.  After you have put on one of their nursing bra/nursing tank, they check the fit and take pictures of your chest and torso (without your face) for evaluation purposes.  At the end, they give you a free nursing bra or tank to take home!

Any tips?  The whole appointment lasts about 1/2 hour.  Since you are in a room with privacy, you can nurse/change your baby if needed.  I have completed their test wearer program twice:  once in my third trimester and after the baby was born.  I'd recommend you go in after the baby is born as your breasts get huge and your chest band is no longer as big (Did you know your ribs expand during your pregnancy to accommodate the growing baby?) so the nursing bra you take home will fit better and be more comfortable for nursing. 


Thursday, 3 April 2014

DIY Cardboard Stove #craft



Recycled materials:
  • Diaper box
  • Cardboard egg carton (for the knobs)
  • Plastic egg carton (for the "window")
  • CDs
  • Shopping bag rope handle
Other materials:
  • Plastic hooks
  • Battery tea light
  • Red duct tape
  • Paint
  • Hot glue gun

And of course, my little one doesn't even play with it.  Go figure...


Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Funky Fluff Cloth Diaper #Review


Features: 
  • The most innovative and the only 3 in 1 cloth diaper on the market! Use it as an All in Two (AI2), Pocket or All In One (AIO) system.
  • One Size design fits babies from 7 - 35+ lbs
  • Available in bamboo blend and stay dry fabric
  • Variety of funky colour combinations
My Hands-on:
  • Saw their booth at Baby Time Shows a few years ago
  • Loved their colours and bought one to try
  • Been using it for two years
Thumbs Up:
  • Created by Canadian Moms
  • Colourful, love the fabric and button colour combinations
  • Size is generous
  • Cheaper than most out in the market
  • Feels very soft and well made
  • Multiple ways to use it depends on what your perference is 
Thumbs Down:
  • Not as waterproof as some other more expensive and well established brands
    • They seem to leak more often than some of our other diapers, especially at daycare when they are changed less often than at home
  • Not very trim because of the gusset
    • I use them as AI2 and I find that when I put inserts on top they tend to get bulky since the insert sits on top of the gasset
  • Bulky
    • When I used them with my newborn, the waist band had to overlap quite a bit so there is a lot of additional fabric and causes bulkiness
  • Bamboo diaper takes very long to dry and can get scratchy if lined dried
My Wobbles of Wisdom:
 
  • Why?  It works, has some issues but it's cheaper than most out in the market and it's good value for your money

Saturday, 15 March 2014

Happy Birthday to me!

It is my greatest pleasure to announce the birth of Wobbles of Wisdom!  Born on March 15th 2013 weighing in at 1MB.  Both the site and its creator are happy and healthy.  We will keep you posted with updates and photos!